ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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