quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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