I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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