I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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