I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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