My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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