The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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