She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just saw a hot homeless man
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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