You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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