Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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