"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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