i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
there is glitter all over my balls
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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