ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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