so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I intend to get homeless drunk
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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