I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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