i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bring money and cleavage
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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