How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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