so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Text me some of your sweat
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