Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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