she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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