I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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