The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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