he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I skipped work to stalk him.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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