i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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