we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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