Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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