Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
