his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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