dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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