Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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