# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Randomize
