I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
