My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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