And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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