I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The ass gains better be worth it
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