I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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