dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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