it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
