for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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