i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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