i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
did you just send me my own nude
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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