Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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