Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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