So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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