he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Randomize
