he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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