So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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