Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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