***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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