May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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