i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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