I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I am midnight drunk by noon
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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