man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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