Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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